The moron curtain part 1

 

There are many kinds of curtains in the world  … I would like to tell you about a curtain you may have never expected to inhabit the world …. Once you understand more about moron curtains you will start to see them ….

 ….  everywhere  …

Elijah cakes

 

 Blue Plate Special

 

There was a famine in the land  … A widow woman with a son was preparing their last food, so they could eat it and die. (Maybe she wasn’t a very good cook. …   ??? )

She only had some meal and a little bit of oil  …. Elijah asked her to make him a cake and promised her that she would not run out of food …. She had faith …. She made him a cake ….

The Yeller Squash Chronicles …. Part 1 Something about Zucchini

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Yes …. I read the title   …..  I know  … no  …. It wasn’t a typo … I meant to say Yeller …

Important questions about the Pros and Cons of the language.

Pro and con are opposites … we have always known the opposite of progress  … well except for the people who live there

Infarction proof goobers

Some people get goobers and boogers confused … there is a difference …. Boogers are free …. I pay money

Thought iksperiments

Sometimes when there is no way of doing the real experiment we do thought iksperiments.

Sometimes we do thought iksperiments because

Almost boiling eggs

 

I am about to describe …. A solution to an age old problem … an old age problem…. An old egg problem    ….  A problem with

Simple reminders

At my place of employment … we have some equipment that was manufactured in the 1800s  … it is still in service  …. we have a pump that is 80 or 90 years old …. It has the old fashioned drip oilers …. The kind that real McCoy

Ji Dzar II

I had a wonderful fortuitous iksperience recently   ….   Sometimes when you are doing routine stuff the unexpected happens ….

This started out as a completely innocent iksperiment with peanuts,

Fun with Fungus

In a previous post I indicated that I wanted this blog to go viral … or bacterial  …. As it turns out it is going fungal … going fungal is much slower than viral or bacterial …. I know fungus sounds bad …. but … hey …. some fungi are good  … a good example is

Ji Dzar

When I was young I took a Chinese class … I tried to learn mandarin …. some words I remember real well … a good example of this is the words for chicken guts …. It sounds just like you would expect ….

Ji Dzar ….. Fact checker

Ji Dzar  …..   Fact checker

All the cooking and giblet facts are almost mostly 100% accurate.

I have not tried cooking the gizzard diaper … I do not plan to cook the diaper …. Not even as an experiment … I do not recommend anyone cooking the gizzard diaper.

The bit about natural emulsifiers was just a guess based on appearances   …. The water and oil mixed …. Emulsifiers make oil and water mix.

We are not able to provide fact checking on the Chinese at this time …. There is a shortage of Chinese Checkers.

Tomato Resistant Armor

I guess most people don’t think of armor in connection with tomatoes …. Most of you have not been on the receiving end of a thrown tomato  … or even a throne tomato …. A throne tomato is

A CURE FOR POLITICAL STRIFE

In medieval times royal families would make marriages to create alliances …. The king of one country would marry his daughter off to the son of the king of

New Fact checker Page

It seems that certain individuals have been uncertain about certain things that have been written in certain posts … in an effort to make it easier for certain uncertain

How to remove excess sugar from excess doughnuts

 

Have you ever had a doughnut with too much sugar or too much frosting on it … your old backyard problem solver has again devised several infallible

The aisle 1 problem

The aisle one problem is closely associated with the Zilchoh problem …. I guess that both problems

Forty below is forty below

I was once having a conversation with a fellow …. I’m not sure of the subject … it is likely that we were talking about the storage temperature of B-stage pre-preg  ….

New uses for an old roofing material ……..Mouth roofing that is…….

 

What’s on the roof of your mouth?

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Well I had quite an adventure today …..

my new name

when I type iksperimentalist I occasionally spell it wrong … and I own it … it is my creation  …. That would be like

Radiating pain

I once heard a doctor talk about a broken arm bone    … he said the pain was radiating up the arm  ….  Now that would

ik with three eyes

ik with three eyes

That’s a good title

That’s Iksperimentalist spelled with three eyes  …. That’s

Snowum Onum Carum

Snowum Onum Carum     ( that’s Jeep Cherokee lingo)

While driving down the freeway

An iksperimentalist’s work is never done

An iksperimentalist’s work is never done

It goes along with the old axim …..

Education expands your

Highway buzzards

Highway buzzards   …   Or is it highway vultures?

Some people use the names of vultures

Reflections on life ….. ….. Or …… “What’s wrong with me?”

 

I went to Wal-Mart today …

I notice that there is more and more stuff written in Spanish …

I don’t read Spanish very well …

I guess I’m dysMexic …

 

 

 

Government Counter Culture

The government spends a huge pile of money on counterintelligence.

Wouldn’t it be better if they spent it on counterstupidity?

Congratulations Dear Reader

I have only been doing this blog for a short time …. You can take great

After all, it is December

I just heard a song about people going crazy.

“Over the hill they go, laughing all the way.”

Laws of physics verified by a balloon thermometer

“Hey, What’s goin on out there?”  …. That is a question adults were frequently

ReJersifying a milkshake

ReJersifying a milkshake

Wow, that was a real good one …. I made a banana milkshake …. My recipe is … dump some

Bits of wisdom 2

Peeling appealing beets

The other day I was peeling some red beets ……they were pretty … if you cook them just right the skins just slide off … unless there is a beet deformity … some beet wart … or some scar tissue that developed as a result of a gopher bite …. I have never noticed a beet zit …. Perhaps beet puberty is real short and I missed the window of opportunity ….

As I was peeling the beets …. I noticed that my hands were a little slimy and extremely red … bright red …. I had received the mark of the beets

bits of wisdom 1

Wind and doors

Ever notice that when the wind is blowing real hard and you open a door …. The door becomes a sail.   It either smashes the door into you or it rips it out of your hands … the wind has awesome power …. Sharks use the wind to get extra speed … they just stick their top fin out of the water and catch the breeze … that’s why they call it a door sail fin.

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Oxymorons

There is a lot of talk these days about oxymorons …. I don’t know why there is so much prejudice against oxen …. From my experience I see it differently …. most of the morons I know are more like mulemorons or donkeymorons

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Look again

Ever notice that the woman you are married to is just a little strange …. Especially when the moon is full …. Perhaps she is not what you think … Perhaps she is not all human … perhaps she is a werewife

First blog post

If this blog doesn’t go viral I hope it will go bacterial … like E coli … E coli is a bacteria …. Escherichia coli …..   there are